Lemonade and Rock 'n Roll

Friday, November 2, 2012

Keeping Your Word: Part 2

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My previous post takes place chronologically well after a long and frustrating battle with the One and Only Comcast. The following is th...
Thursday, November 1, 2012

Keeping Your Word: Part 1

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If Satan were an enterprising fellow and Hell had its own corporation, all Internet Service Providers would be wholly owned subsidiaries. ...
Monday, July 9, 2012

Glowing Purple Armor and Questicles

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A post from an old friend has brought me out of blogging pseudo-retirement. You should start by reading his post: http://questproquo.c...
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Abusive Jerks and Betrothed Zombies

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A girl called me cute today. This is a problem. You see, when a girl calls you cute, you su ddenly wear the same label as puppies, shoes, ol...
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Cake-Pies and Songbirds

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I am making a Cherpumple. "What is a Cherpumple?" you ask. Wrong question. The right question to be asking is "Why is a Cherp...
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Monday, June 15, 2009

Motor Oil and 1337 Sauce

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Brace yourselves, friends, for a tale of joy and sadness! A tale of triumphant triumphs and miniature LED flashlights! My car needs a new re...
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Corn Dogs and Relationship Maintenance

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I realized today that love and I have been apart for quite some time. I'm ok. I'm not sad. I just feel bad for love sometimes. It...
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Dill Pickles and West Nile

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I live near Utah Lake. Aside from being one of the most polluted, disease-ridden cesspools I've ever had the pleasure of living near, it...
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Friday, July 18, 2008

Politics and Parasites

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These are difficult times for America. We face very tough and complex issues both now and in the coming months and years. Inflation is up, t...
Monday, March 17, 2008

Sticky Hands and Mind Bullets

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I love popsicles. Since when? Since now. What's not to love about popsicles? They're cold and sweet and they taste like childhood. ...
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